February 2012
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
So I had a pleasant visit today with the norovirus
My stomach is a fucking battlefield. Everything is coming out in all kinds of ways. Skipping classes and going to the doctor tomorrow if I have the energy to go. I’ve been sick twice in two weeks. WTF?
Watchamysticism:
webstersdictionary:
marry me
I have said that I am obviously Blake in my group of friends (Chels is Adam and Hannah is Anders)
GURL, THAT'S A BOOTYHOLE!: richwhitelesbian:... →
richwhitelesbian:
kanghyuk:
richwhitelesbian:
rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans
i’m a republican and i’m kind of really offended everyone groups us into being just like that asshole. not all…
Won’t somebody think of the decent republicans!?
Watchchumes21:
This is sad. i wonder how many white people think this way
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Watchdirtyhomme:
Been looking for this video for the longest time. I love it when they laugh during their skits. There’s that slight interaction with the audience and the connection. Plus it’s just super hilarious.
I needed a genuine laugh
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“When I realized that my selfish decision for love could result in some young...”
– Rihanna, 20/20, 2009. (via cleanpussy)
I think she needs to look back at these interviews and collect her thoughts once more.
*Birthday Cake Remix is playing*
Chris Brown: Give it to her in the worst way
My Mom: didn't he already do that
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Riri has really done it now
This is some existential shit. She got sitting here right now pondering the meaning of life and shit.